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@graciegato

❤️

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@graciegato

❤️

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Shameless reboost for the daytime crew there

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Shameless reboost for the daytime crew there

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Side note: Autocorrect changed Ducking to Fucking when I typed it. Pedantic ducker

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Side note: Autocorrect changed Ducking to Fucking when I typed it. Pedantic ducker

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Just had autocorrect change "sense" to "arse"

Not sure if this is an AI problem or a me training AI problem

Either way, it still poses a philosophical conundrum

Fair play autocorrect you ducking leg end

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Just had autocorrect change "sense" to "arse"

Not sure if this is an AI problem or a me training AI problem

Either way, it still poses a philosophical conundrum

Fair play autocorrect you ducking leg end

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Didn't get a picture because we were fucking howling laughing at her. The window and the pose are exactly the same, so just replace with a sheet of wooden board and you've got it

(Edited previous post to show the "window" now)

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Didn't get a picture because we were fucking howling laughing at her. The window and the pose are exactly the same, so just replace with a sheet of wooden board and you've got it

(Edited previous post to show the "window" now)

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We are having our windows replaced, as part of the process the window in our lounge is boarded up. Daphne likes to sit on the sofa and if there's any action in the street she'll lean over the back and look out (per the picture)

The board is ugly so our curtains are closed. Tonight she heard something and opened the curtains only to be faced with wood. She sat and stared at the board, from the same distance as in this picture, for about 3 minutes

So confused. I love her but she's very stupid

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We are having our windows replaced, as part of the process the window in our lounge is boarded up. Daphne likes to sit on the sofa and if there's any action in the street she'll lean over the back and look out (per the picture)

The board is ugly so our curtains are closed. Tonight she heard something and opened the curtains only to be faced with wood. She sat and stared at the board, from the same distance as in this picture, for about 3 minutes

So confused. I love her but she's very stupid

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A brown, black and white brindle whippet dog, staring out of a window, her nose almost touching the glass pane

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Photo of the same window boarded up. Curtains and window frame are the same, but where the glass should be is a rough sheet of wooden sterling board.

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@LikeItOrLumpIt

It's multi layered, shall we say

Dirty minds have dirty thoughts

I presume innocent until proven otherwise

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@LikeItOrLumpIt

It's multi layered, shall we say

Dirty minds have dirty thoughts

I presume innocent until proven otherwise

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@LikeItOrLumpIt

As was I. Just, erm, pointing it out

(Waits and prays for the ground to open up and swallow me)

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@LikeItOrLumpIt

As was I. Just, erm, pointing it out

(Waits and prays for the ground to open up and swallow me)

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@NYSloth

I suspected as much

On my old account/instance I had a beautiful young lady who followed me. Evie her name was. She was on here for 9 months and only followed me (true story)

I did consider unfollowing everybody else and just settling down into a monogamous social media relationship, but she wasn't very talkative and didn't Fav any of my posts about Drum and Bass. Not to be

I still wonder where she is now and hope she didn't throw herself off a digital bridge, forlorn and ❤️ broken

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@NYSloth

I suspected as much

On my old account/instance I had a beautiful young lady who followed me. Evie her name was. She was on here for 9 months and only followed me (true story)

I did consider unfollowing everybody else and just settling down into a monogamous social media relationship, but she wasn't very talkative and didn't Fav any of my posts about Drum and Bass. Not to be

I still wonder where she is now and hope she didn't throw herself off a digital bridge, forlorn and ❤️ broken

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@LikeItOrLumpIt

OMG Annie. Now I'm trying to work out if mount has the same multiple meanings in the US as it does here 😳

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@LikeItOrLumpIt

OMG Annie. Now I'm trying to work out if mount has the same multiple meanings in the US as it does here 😳

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@TheFreshBeets

I suspected as much. Even digitally I'm irresistible 😂

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@TheFreshBeets

I suspected as much. Even digitally I'm irresistible 😂